getting ready on a convention morning
it has come to my attention that people are saying this is not accurate
allow me to show you the revised version:
Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT!
SHE JUST FUCKING PARKOURED AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI
that was beautiful
THAT IS HOW YOU CELEBRITY.
Holy shit she’s an Assassin.
some other night vale things
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
shading black is my least favorite thing ever
one pixel too high and you’re using the blinding light of heaven itself
one pixel too low and god help you you’ve found the bottomless void
life hack: take the person you despise the most and turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives sMASH IT WITH A HAMMER